Finns don't eat dogs, we're Jabanese not Gorean! :DDDD
In all honesty, though, I would eat dog if I was paid a hundred million euros (after taxes) and another hundred million euros were donated to various charities and left-wing organisations, and it was a dog that was already going to be euthanised. So, realistically, I'd never eat dog. But yeah, they're cute.
You don't like blue cheese and kebab meat on pizza? If you haven't tried it, you should because it's amazing. It might sound kinda weird if you think about it too hard, but holy shit it's actually one of the most delicious things in existence.
>inb4 it really is only a thing people in Finland eat
In that case, this is the most compelling reason to become a nationalist I've heard. By expanding our country, we could spread the joys of blue cheese kebab pizza to the world! Or we could just tell people about it, dunno, it's still a stupid ass reason to become a nationalist... but you have to admit the mental image of Finnish soldiers invading Karelia and the locals being like "aw shit, here we go again" only to be given pizza is pretty funny.