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Comrade 11/28/2020 (Sat) 15:18:42 No. 16635 [Reply] [Last]
What Happens To Your Body When You Jerk Off Every Single Day? This reporter tried it for a month and the results were unexpected
Is that not normal?
>>16636 Before the internet, it was only normal during puberty. now, I'm not so sure

Why? Comrade 11/24/2020 (Tue) 08:32:05 No. 14645 [Reply] [Last]
Why do some male Pornstars have such big Dicks? Do they take some growth hormones or were they just lucky
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>>16150 Imagine? Bro women are real their penises have no length or girth and it's inside?!!??
>>16556 Shouldn’t you be sucking off homeless black men in an ally?
>>16582 And you were talking about how this is the result of bourgeois degeneracy in another thread, you hypocritical cuck. The problem with being a namefag is everyone knows who you are and what you say.
>>14656 What causes small dick when flaccid and normal dick when erect?
>>16595 Blood flow

Comrade 11/28/2020 (Sat) 11:04:38 No. 16602 [Reply] [Last]
How do you fund a fucking revolution? finding a class traitor who will help is like finding needle in a haystack

You will be a woman. Shaytan 11/28/2020 (Sat) 04:09:37 No. 16507 [Reply] [Last]
You are valid. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, and that's okay! You are as female as an infertile 40 year old woman. You are the visage of nature's perfection, and nature created you this way. All the validation you get is good for you, even if you don't trust the meaning behind them. Behind your back people love you. Your parents love you, your friends support you behind closed doors. Men are utterly aroused by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out estrogen with incredible efficiency. Even transwomen who don't pass look hot and arousing to a thirsty man, and let's face it - most men are thirsty and lonely these days. Your bone structure is easily hidden by bangs, a choker, and loose clothes. If you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll fuck you the second he gets a whiff of your feminized sweat and phermones. You know you can be happy! You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. You can change that! Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy hormones, buy girl clothes, put them around your body, and plunge into the warm embrace of femininity. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the knowledge that you're still hiding in the closet ^-^. They'll love you with a passion, because you still share a last name with them, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you're just the cutest girl they ever met. Your body will change, your butt will grow, your body and facial hair will become thinner and grow shorter, and all that will remain of your masculinity is a cute girlpenis that is unmistakably male owo This is your fate. This is what you chose.
This is a wholesome copypasta that I will copy and save. Thank you, leftypol’s favorite femboy.
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>>16511 <he hasn't heard the ballad of the great shaytan
>>16521 I didn't. I've noticed things like a weird namefag making somewhat scizo posts.
>>16507 This sounds like the biggest cope Ever. >You can change that <this is fate LOL fuck off with this feel good bullshit. This entire attempt at subverting the /pol/ copy-pasta is exactly what the original is mocking - telling yourself it's going to be ok when it isn't. I don't mind you guys, but fuck off with this nonsense. The high suicide rates and communities like r/detrans and the fact that liberals exploit and pressure kids into this mess, makes this kind of reassurance sickening to me, because 9/10 times, it's just some teen with hormone and sex issues and a poor environment which they just need to detach from. The main problem being an obsession with porn. >Pro Biden Image >>>/GET/ out with this shit. Any support, tangential or not for that fucking schizophrenic psycho is liberal garbage.

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I CAN'T STOP MASTURBATING Comrade 11/27/2020 (Fri) 20:10:51 No. 16248 [Reply] [Last]
>>16248 Sounds great.
>>16248 >therapist any other questions? Like seriously, just stop visiting the pages were you get your material and if you can't withstand that, its therapy time
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See pic 1 and then 2
>>16248 It's the opposite for me I lack the inspiration to come up with scenarios and stories daily to jack off I DON'T WANT PRO=STATE CANCER BROS I'M ANARCHIST REEEEEEE

is bitcoin communist? Anonymous 11/28/2020 (Sat) 02:29:04 No. 16398 [Reply] [Last]
is bitcoin communist?
No, it's capitalist AF

How did Make fall so far? Anonymous 11/28/2020 (Sat) 00:46:44 No. 16376 [Reply] [Last]
He always used to be questionable, but now he won't even defend Ho?
>>16376 lol wtf he didnt even say anything about ho or the vietanmese socialists here aside from the fact that them being an indidgenous race is irrelevant to marxism i mean i dont like muke either, but what are you on about?

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The duality of the capitalist Comrade 11/27/2020 (Fri) 00:16:23 No. 16065 [Reply] [Last]
The duality of my dad. One day he was basically saying, " Insurance companies being forced to take people with pre existing conditions is socialism" Today, " Socialized medicine will have death panels and they will decide not to treat you because you are worthless" Don't you just love how contradictory capitalists are? It's fine to not take patients with pre existing conditions if it's a private company but, socialized medicine is not fine if they don't except patients with pre existing conditions.
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>>16308 Because Nazbols should be put up against the wall, too.
>>16323 Oh really.
>>16323 Why do you want me against the wall?
>>16065 Here goes my dad again. "All these big tech companies are socialist. They are the Joseph Goebbels of media. Obama wanted a one world government with him as king"
>>16351 Tell your' dad he is a the retarde and he will have no choice but to reconsider his position desu

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Anti work gang Comrade 11/23/2020 (Mon) 07:34:35 No. 14260 [Reply] [Last]
Bros i dont want to work anymore. I cant stand knowing im working adding to my boss's surplus value. I have a comfy life but cant stand the hammering of endless bills and mindless consumerism to fill the void. All i want to do is just do my fucking hobbies. I end up wasting my whole day when I have to work because my soul dies whenever I have to do something even as easy as making a 10 minute flowchart. I rather be homeless or live in a small cabin just writing theory all day. Am i just a lazy fuck? Do i have to suck it up and continue thus garbage lifestyle? Honestly whats the point of working your life away? I cant even think being rich would make me happy. I dont like cars cruises or airplanes etc. I just want to friggin journal.
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>>16339 neuro-anarchy>hivemind https://youtu.be/b4W74KVPEIk
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just go to work and don't do the work
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>>16339 Egoist hivemind
>>16334 >so it would appear we have the same interests yes, lets fuck >>16339 u mean human instrumentality?
>>16347 >yes, lets fuck Is u hef the garlic bread?

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Only in Late Stage Capitalism... Comrade 11/27/2020 (Fri) 20:29:06 No. 16253 [Reply] [Last]
Only in Late Stage Capitalism...
tbh tho, those controllers do be vibrating nicely!
>>16260 proof? upload video of you using one.
>>16260 proof? upload video of you using one.


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