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Anonymous 10/24/2020 (Sat) 15:34:06 No. 2568 [Reply] [Last]
Darth Vader was in fact a brilliant Marxist-Leninist leading the dialectical practice of Marxism-Leninism-Vaderism which would eventually be adapted into Marxism-Leninism-Vaderism-Skywalkerism Seriously, if you watch the film from Vader's perspective rather than the theocratic religious Jedi Order's or the bourgeois liberal Republic's you realize that Darth Vader basically found the dialectical synthesis for creating proletarian revolution in the Star Wars Galaxy See, it makes sense if you approach it dialectically as a Marxist, basically everything Darth Vader does in that film is furthering the cause of communism up until the point that Obi-Wan cripples him and ruins his long-term plan. Consider this, in destroying the Jedi, Anakin destroys the main defenders of the Republic. In centralizing and destroying the Republic, bringing the Senate to heel, yet still keeping some bourgeois democratic apparatus opens up a window for working class organization and demonstration as demonstrated by the Rebellion. Anakin had realized that Palpatine's plan, though risky, was the best shot at wiping out the majority of the proletariat's enemies so he went along with. He also slaughtered the capitalist leaders of the Separatists, allowing for the bourgeois rebellion of planetary systems to take on a revolutionary communist character. Vader's own plan was not to be the Emperor's puppet, originally in Episode III he recognizes the threat of the fascist Emperor and conspires to immediately kill him once all the business is cleared up. The problem started when his civilian wife entered the fray with the counterrevolutionary "Kenobi", in the Kenobist White Terror Kenobi brutally crippled Vader, leaving him a paraplegic, Kenobi also forced him to endure severe 3rd degree burns all over the body, permanently damaging his lungs, his eye sight, his sexual organs, his hearing, permanently scarring his skin, etc. Vader would never be able to destroy the Emperor and the 20 BBY Marxist-Vaderist Revolution was defeated. Why would Vader even want this? Why would I assume his goals? Simple, the film told me. Vader never fit in with the Jedi because he was born a prole, he experienced a prole's hardships and a prole's emotional bonds, he was devoted to the people rather than to the Jedi or even the Republic; even in the Clone War Vader sympathized most with the slaves, the besieged worlds, and the proletarian troops forced to die. Even his mother died as a peasant. You can argue that even in the original trilogy had Vader destroyed the bourgeois Rebellion leadership at Yavin the Liberal New Republic would never have been created and instead the proletarian revolutionary leadership would have created the Union of Socialist Systems. Long live the immortal science of Marxism-Vaderism, the Red Star of the proletarian peoples of the Galaxy!!!
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>>6546 how... why?
>>8152 Ah yes prequel memes... more!!!!
>>4196 >noooo I was just acting as a retard as a joke it was just a bait yeah ok sperglord
>>17201 >Urgg if you deny something you're automatically that thing Ok retard,

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dogmatism Anonymous 11/30/2020 (Mon) 23:23:23 No. 17182 [Reply] [Last]
Why are actual communist thinkers so much less dogmatic that the people who post here and on Reddit, the front page of the Internet? Is it because it actually takes intelligence to have a nuanced opinion on a subject as complex as economics?
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>>17186 Equating China to an illegitimate apartheid state is extremely Sinophobic
>mfw OP is so retarded he literally uses the rightoid argument "putting the economy over ideology" OP, you're so retarded you are perpetuating the myth that to be pragmatic means to privatize shit. How are you this retarded?
>>17189 >How are you this retarded? How do you think Western dengoids come into existence? By sheer retardation.
>>17188 China literally built an IDF navy port.
>>17188 Socialist-in-name-onlyphobic? Well yeah of course we'll be phobic of that we're actual socialists

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Comrade 11/26/2020 (Thu) 02:58:31 No. 15433 [Reply] [Last]
Post images that make tankies seethe
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>write a book about informants >become the informant Poetry it is. Glowing poetry. Glowetry
>>15433 Are you alright, op? Who hurt you?
>>16575 This is supposed to make tankies seethe? LOL
>>16653 >Thought control? <I don't give a shit Excellent NPC, Right into the Matrix you go.
>>16653 >instead of the modern standard of late stage capitalism <either you can have basic needs fulfilled but you are basically a robot going through the motions and preprogrammed paths, or you live in capitalism there is NO alternative or middle ground. Oh no, it's retarded.

Historian 03/27/2020 (Fri) 09:19:41 No. 17620 [Reply] [Last]
ITT people who were worse than Hitler
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>>17649 been to his house. cringe taste tbh
>>17634 I don’t even know what to say tbh. This is the og “antifa are the real fascist” mental gymnastics.
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>>17651 its true tho. marxist socialism and national socialism are two sides of the same coin. you stupid statist
>>17653 dennis you gotta go back

Comrade 11/29/2020 (Sun) 18:59:46 No. 16862 [Reply] [Last]
>Stop browsing /l*ftypol/ so much >Life becomes noticeably better
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>>16881 I'm gonna sport a bluecheckamark
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>stop going on the internet and go outside more often >notice there's CCTV cameras everywhere I go
i will stop browsing leftypol when they let me outside again
I'll stop browsing it when people stop universally attacking leftism.
I'll just never stop browsing it. I'm a sick man and my life is terrible.

mlp Comrade 11/30/2020 (Mon) 19:38:39 No. 17616 [Reply] [Last]
What explanation is their for the popularity of this show among adult men?
That picture has plenty of women in it, though. Maybe it is just popular in general?
Because who made it was already popular and it got memed before it ever aired and it focuses on friendship which appeals to alienated and lonely people. Also >>17617
And why are most of them reactionary?

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Anonymous 11/30/2020 (Mon) 19:31:13 No. 17128 [Reply] [Last]
>became a war criminal because he couldn't score with art hoes Maybe incels were right after all.
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>a thread died for this
>>17129 fuck, thought i was on leftypol. cant wait for guns to get legalised so i can end it all

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HOW TO USE MONEY Comrade 11/30/2020 (Mon) 15:46:28 No. 17103 [Reply] [Last]
ok /b/ i don't know if i'm right to post this here but just in case. I write from europe and i hate working. in the last years i have accumulated 10.000€ that i don't know how to invest/use. what could you suggest? STONKS? futures? i would like to have a profit from it so i could: 1- not work anymore 2- donate to leftist orgs suggestions?
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I invest mainly into Chinese firms its working out pretty well Pic related

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does anyone still have that lenin fanart? Comrade 11/30/2020 (Mon) 15:30:23 No. 17098 [Reply] [Last]
there was a picture of sexy lenin standing on the beach, pointing at something, he had 2 women at his side. does anyone still have that fanart?
god, person who drew that was thirsty af
>>17098 pic is unrelated.
>>17099 not gonna lie that one made me thirst for lenin too.

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Anonymous 11/27/2020 (Fri) 13:01:25 No. 16410 [Reply] [Last]
Is it true that Lenin killed Sex Workers?
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>>17050 >Not posting the full version
>>17058 >Although whores are ok because they are just honest women tbh I hate to inject an uncynical note to the board, but no,anon. it's not the case that women are only after money, but whores the only ones honest about it. Apart from when at work, obviously. Then everyone is mostly after money, whether your job is prostitution or anything else. I read somewhere someone said she'd turned down a date at the Savoy ( posh hotel in London,it has a nice bar and grill I believe .) for a date at the fish and chip shop with someone she liked better. You just need to find a girl like that, anon.
>>17067 Women no nice to me :'(
>>17073 >Women no nice to me :'( I'm sorry to hear that anon. :((


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