Page three? Page. Three.
Truly pathetic. I should beat you to death for this, don'tcha think? After all, your "efforts" are outright insulting to me. But, unlucky for you, there's more fun in keeping you alive.
And I don't wanna discourage you from trying by promising you the escape of death. As disgustingly worthless as your attempts are, there's always the enjoyment of ruining them.
So, are you gonna despair here and now, or are you saving it until after I've tenderized you halfway to death?
Don't answer that. I don't care.