*Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping angry typingtically*
*Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud*
*Starts flying through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat*
*Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware*
*Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit*
*Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours*
*Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces*
HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA!
*Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and plays finger harp with slack lips*
*Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets*
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